I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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