Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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