i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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