I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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