u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
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I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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