i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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