Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
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I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
All I want is dick and wine.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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