My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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