Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I seem to have left my pride at pride
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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