You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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