Got a toothbrush?
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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