Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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