the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
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I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
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I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Im part way to drunk.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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