Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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