doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I think my moral compass just broke
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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