I must be too annoying 4 u.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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