Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
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