For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house