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(815): View more from Illinois

Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED

(1-603): View more from New Hampshire

I feel like half our conversations start this way.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night

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(707): View more from California

Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.

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(503): View more from Oregon

some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'

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(530): View more from California

Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know

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(703): View more from Virginia

Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right

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(720): View more from Colorado

But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?

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