I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type