you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
as a side note pls kill me
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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