if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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