No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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