omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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