I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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