You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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