the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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