Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
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they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
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Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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