Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
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You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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