you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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