Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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