Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I wish i was in the wii world.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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