i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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