You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
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I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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