ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Jerry, you need to find god
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
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You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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