Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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