she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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