If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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