I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
she looked like the before picture.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
