Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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