is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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