Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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