pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
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I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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