They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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