first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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