shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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