How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
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Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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