Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
My penis needs a shock collar
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
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I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
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Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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