White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
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But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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