let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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