STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
