Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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