Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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