all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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