the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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