Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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