:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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