that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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