See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Randomize
