Just fell off a train. Bad.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
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